Total Medals Earned: 581 (From 78 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,025 Points
Medals Earned: 7/12 (50/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/245 points)
Beat World 1
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat and rate 5 community levels
Beat World 3
Beat World 2
Beat World 4
Beat World 5
Beat World 6 and finish story mode
Medals Earned: 9/9 (90/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Visit my world wide website.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Burn down all the houses.
Cut down all of the trees.
That was a weird game.
Medals Earned: 8/16 (235/495 points)
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Activate it.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Push the hardest.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/170 points)
Complete Story Mode
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Complete Story Mode without dying
Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode
Medals Earned: 5/8 (30/90 points)
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The genie of the booze bottle.
I stole these icons from him :(
There is a hidden power...
Medals Earned: 6/6 (75/75 points)
I'm home!
Medals Earned: 7/12 (110/460 points)
Collect 3 stars!
Complete the grass area!
Complete the ice area!
Collect 10 stars!
Complete the space area!
Complete the game!
Collect 20 stars!
Collect 35 stars!
Complete the game on the 'hard' difficulty setting!
Complete the game on the 'very hard' setting!
Get all 64 stars!
Complete the game on the 'impossible' setting!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (80/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 5/9 (160/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Rescue EVERYONE!